tateloveschu:

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

That’s my girl —cutest shit ever (via sluts-n-prudes)

Tips for Attracting the Zodiac Signs

ohlovequotes:

Aries: Be Direct

Be aggressive and bold. Aries like people who are straight to the point. If you fall for an Aries, be open about your feelings; show them your sincerity through your actions.

Taurus: Sensual

Slow and steady wins this race here. Enjoy the chase, and fight for the chase. Show tokens of appreciation early and often. Make them feel desired, and they will be very responsive to sensual stimuli. A quality sense of humor is also important.

Read The Others

harry | love

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

giftedmind-xo:

😂😂😂😂

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

sloth-grunge:

do u ever talk to the person u like and ur heart starts doing some dubstep shit

disaparte:

All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one
Malala Yousafzai

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe