teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

ruinedchildhood:

when mom says dinners ready

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

drappleluv:

diva-gonzo:

fandomsandfeminism:

maxxiegalaxy:

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 

It makes my skin crawl how people will romanticize this.

This isn’t romantic love that can last a lifetime. This is obsession and infatuation that never matured. This is possession and ownership, not a mutual love affair. This behavior is how folks go off the deep end and act like Glen Close.

My farts are more romantic than this.

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

no1twerkslikegaston:

peculiarbraindeer:

I think it is safe to say she wasn’t flattered.

she obviously wasn’t that worried about is since she left anna alone with him

nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

okaywork:

i think it’s time to make the executive decision to let ben go like yes it was a step up from midnight memories but a powerpoint would have also been a step up from midnight memories

:) 

sadstagram:

why are you all so attracted to that white man with the questionable hair from the 1975

The past is in the past